Ladies T-Shirt Featuring Elvis the G.O.A.T.
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A lightweight, semi-fitted tee made to move with you. Elvis rides small and framed on the chest, and full size across the back with block lettering — a closer cut than the classic, for people who want the goat without the drape.
Elvis is a real Nigerian Dwarf buck at Blue Dragon Hollow in Blum, Texas. He has a white pompadour he did nothing to earn, a beard that swings when he walks, and blue eyes he uses mainly for holding eye contact with strangers. Very kind. Very handsome. Aware of both.
Side seams and shoulder tape give it a clean, structured silhouette, and the ribbed collar and double-needle stitching keep the neckline and hems sharp through many washes — which they will get, because this is a farm and nothing stays clean. Breathable ringspun cotton and a tear-away label make it comfortable for all-day wear.
It sits close to the body without clinging, so it layers under a jacket or wears on its own. Good for casual days out, quiet afternoons at home, and the moment somebody asks whether that is a real goat.
Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton for solid colors; blended fibers for heathers
- Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz) with a semi-fitted cut
- Durable construction: double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Built to hold shape: side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar
- Tear-away label and compliance with safety standards; runs true to size
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Elvis has no opinion on laundry. He has an opinion on most other things.