Elvis the Goat Tee | Vintage Portrait, Blue Background
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Soft, sturdy, and quietly charming — this classic tee wears like a favorite from day one. Elvis rides small and framed on the chest, and full size across the back with block lettering, which is more or less how he carries himself in person.
Elvis is a real Nigerian Dwarf buck at Blue Dragon Hollow in Blum, Texas. He has a white pompadour he did nothing to earn, a beard that swings when he walks, and blue eyes he uses mainly for holding eye contact with strangers. Very kind. Very handsome. Aware of both.
The medium-weight cotton keeps the silhouette relaxed but substantial, and the tubular knit and ribbed collar hold their shape through repeated wears — which is worth something, because a goat will try to eat this shirt while you are still in it. Subtle sleeve artwork and a tear-away label keep the comfort and the detail where they belong.
Wear it to slow mornings at the café, to low-key farm visits, or to the feed store, where somebody will ask about the goat and you will have to decide how much time you have.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for lasting shape
- DTG and DTF printed graphics: crisp chest, back, and sleeve artwork
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for itch-free, stable fit
- OEKO-TEX® certified; meets safety standards and includes 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Elvis has no opinion on laundry. He has an opinion on most other things.